Question: How many people in las vegas spend a lot of time in their hotel room? of those, how many are competent. Of those, how many watch news programming?

I am willing to bet that the plan to blow up a 700lb bunker buster bomb in nevada this june goes over a few people’s heads. There will be shear panic in las vegas when the food-tourists and penny-sluts alike woddle up to the windows to see nevada’s first mushroom cloud in over a decade. The official reason for the test: “Divine Strake — will help with the effort to develop weapons that can destroy deep underground bunkers storing nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.” read: IRAN.

This week in vegas open a 520 dish buffet. You want to see fallout? visit any washroom within a 2 mile radius.