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Election 2004 - Martinority

thedysh
Posted in June 29th, 2004
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How do news personalities talk for so long?

Peter Mansbridge talked his head off from 6pm till after i fell asleep at just past midnight
6 HOURS. To talk that much you need a decent amount of water, and when you drink that much water, you usually need to piss. This begs me to question? during crucial news events are the personalities hooked up to some sort of urine retrieval device? Do they have a bedpan for commercial breaks? Is there an assistant that helps the newscaster do his duty while on air?

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josh says,
6-29-2004 at 09:27:00 from 70.49.104.192    

two words;

apple. sauce.

rather than apple juice. he gets the nutrients he needs, and it bypasses his bladder entirely. trust me.–>

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